what seems to be the officer problem?
heres another one
Cop: have you been drinking anything tonight?
You: why should you care
Cop: step out of the car please
You: no YOU step out of the car!
Officer: Son, your eyes look glazed... have you been drinking?
Guy: Officer, your eyes look glazed... have you been eating doughnuts?
Officer: "Let me see your license & registration, please."
Man: Tosses his wallet to the cop, "Here ya go ocifer, It's in there somewhere...*hic*...I think"
I knew that joke would be here. I just needed to remember it.
Cop: step out of the car please.
You: can you stop the car please? i'd like to get off...*rolls head and falls over*
Cop: Have you been drinking tonight?
Guy: Why is there blood in my alcohol level?
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Cop: Good evening sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
Guy: I may be speeding * hic* but you are hot.
"I swear to drunk I'm not god."
"You can search the car, just don't check the glovebox."
"Yeah, I'll get you my license. Hold my beer."
"Want a drink? I got a 6-pack in the backseat."
Officer: will you step outta the car please!
Woman: Why office you have beautiful eyes ,you know?
Officer:You think..."blushes" ok i'll let you go with a warning this time but watch yourself next time
Man (in passanger seat) : I cant believe you got away with that
-Switch the around-
Officer: Will you step outta the car please
Man: You have beautiful eyes, you know?
Officer: Uh-huh, License and registration, please...By the way how drunk are you, or are you just gay!?
Women (in passanger seat): "Laughs"
Officer - Have you been drinking?
Guy - Why, yes sir, I have.
Officer - Can you get out of the car please?
Guy - Sure. *opens the car door and spots Officer's handcuffs* Oooo, shiny... *oogles them*
Officer - ... *sweat drop*
Cop: Sir have you been drinking?
Guy: Yeah, i have ,here. *hands half empty beer can* You can keep that one, I have another 5 right here *holds 5/6 pack of beer cans and drives off*