05-07-2007, 07:35 AM
Cop: *walks (or rather, waddles) up to the car* Sir, are you aware of how fast you were going?
Me: Yes. Y'see officer, its really quite simple. I was reaching down for my bag of crack when my TEC-9 rolled out of my lap and wedged between the gas pedal and the floor, causing me to speed out of control. I only just got it unstuck.
Cop *sigh* license and registration...
Me: Uh.... sure thing. *starts looking around in the bag of crack*
Me: Yes. Y'see officer, its really quite simple. I was reaching down for my bag of crack when my TEC-9 rolled out of my lap and wedged between the gas pedal and the floor, causing me to speed out of control. I only just got it unstuck.
Cop *sigh* license and registration...
Me: Uh.... sure thing. *starts looking around in the bag of crack*
