05-04-2007, 09:22 AM
Cop: Have you been drinking tonight?
Guy: Why is there blood in my alcohol level?
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Cop: Good evening sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
Guy: I may be speeding * hic* but you are hot.
Guy: Why is there blood in my alcohol level?
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Cop: Good evening sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
Guy: I may be speeding * hic* but you are hot.
