The Universe's Guide To Masturbation...

[UnknownH]

Ok. I don't know if you two should try to tie each other up like some ways.
You might mess up.

[MagusKnight]

Tie!? Dear god! What courses through your sick mind!?

[Erethzium]

Tie!? Dear god! What courses through your sick mind!?

You don't want to know.

[UnknownH]

Trying to figure out what goes through yours. I could be much worse though. I know people. Or I can ask Big T.

[MagusKnight]

I may actually be worse, I was kidding. I go with any fetish that does not harm me bodily or make me eat something I don't want to.

[UnknownH]

.....If I was a mean guy, then I'd say something really bad you might could do.

[MagusKnight]

Go for it.

[UnknownH]

No, seriously. You don't. I could just ask T to come by and say something. It will be disturbing.

[MagusKnight]

Just say it, you not saying it is probably going to end up angering me more. You need to know, nearly nobody has ever made me mad.

[UnknownH]

Ok then, I wikied this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
You're a Androphiliac.