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Here's how this works. One person ask a wish then the next person grants it but puts a mean twist on it,
example:
I wish for a pony.
Next poster:
Granted but it only has 3 legs
I wish for a PS3
Next poster:
Granted but it only plays barney games.
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And so on, I'll start.
I wish I had a mansion.
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Here's yours, but unfortunately, three of the rooms are used by school teachers and it has only one bathroom <.<
I wished my school would explode in thousand bits (this will be an easy one ;) )
granted, but unfortunately, another one is built in it's place- and classes start at 12:00am and dismissal is at 11:59pm.
I wish for a good sex-life.
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Granted, *hands gunter a blow up doll*
I wish I was super intelligible
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Granted, but only for a picosecond.
I wish for a werewolf.
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Granted but he only transforms during a blue moon.
I wish I had a big tv.
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granted, but it only shows th barney channel.
I wish I had a weretiger.
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AHHHHH!! *smashes tv, burns the pieces, throws the melted mass into a wood chipper, smashes again, then shoots with a laser* that was close.
Granted, but it's one of siegfried and roys so they'll come to visit every day.
I wish I could talk to animals
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granted- but only the old dirty animals type (old people who love sex)
I wish I had another dog.
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Granted, but he's a one of those creepy stuffed ones with the giant eyes. Hush puppies I think they're called.
I wish I had a clone.
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