04-26-2011, 02:59 PM
"Eeyup! Ah-ha-noo, got it right!" The new mascot chuckled, glad someone got his name right on the first try for once. "Nice to meet you, Melons! Mia! I hope we get to be gooood friends!" He added, like an extremely bubbly Golden Retriever. Ahanu had, however, gotten Malon's name wrong, thinking she had been named by her parents in honor of her great endowments. His thoughts then shifted over to the sweet fruit in general. He loved melons! "Oh, heehee! Cuz the team lacked a mascot, and I thought they needed one, and because I'm worth it!" He explained, adding the motto he heard from a L'Oreal commercial. He learned a lot of his 'American' English from watching lots of TV.
"I wanted to be a male cheerleader first, cuz I'm no good at any sports, and I can do some meeean flips!" Ahanu explained, rubbing the back of the costume's head.
"Well ladies, look at yourself, now back to me, now back to yourself, now back to me! unfortunately, I am short and lack boobies, so that rules out being a cheerleader!" He illustrated with very animated gestures and movements, this time mimicking an Old Spice commercial. "Now look down- back up! Where am I?" He was now doing some effortless cartwheels around Malon, his stature and lower center of gravity making it a lot easier to perform. "I'm doing cartwheels! Look over there- back at me!" He shifted his weight while he was in a handstand, spinning his compact body like a top before springing into a trio of somersaults that ended in a front flip, then shifted into a butterfly twist. "I'm- over here now!" He raised his arms as if to say 'tah-dah!', panting slightly. "What did I do? It's my tryout routine! Look again-" He does a headstand. "I am now doing a headstand! Oof!" He loses his balance and rolls over forward, shaking his head clear and laughing at himself.
"I wanted to help support our team, and my flippiness wouldn't do much good in the rafters!" The boy added cheerily. "Sooo... yeah. I decided I'd show my school spirit by being the new team mascot!"
"I wanted to be a male cheerleader first, cuz I'm no good at any sports, and I can do some meeean flips!" Ahanu explained, rubbing the back of the costume's head.
"Well ladies, look at yourself, now back to me, now back to yourself, now back to me! unfortunately, I am short and lack boobies, so that rules out being a cheerleader!" He illustrated with very animated gestures and movements, this time mimicking an Old Spice commercial. "Now look down- back up! Where am I?" He was now doing some effortless cartwheels around Malon, his stature and lower center of gravity making it a lot easier to perform. "I'm doing cartwheels! Look over there- back at me!" He shifted his weight while he was in a handstand, spinning his compact body like a top before springing into a trio of somersaults that ended in a front flip, then shifted into a butterfly twist. "I'm- over here now!" He raised his arms as if to say 'tah-dah!', panting slightly. "What did I do? It's my tryout routine! Look again-" He does a headstand. "I am now doing a headstand! Oof!" He loses his balance and rolls over forward, shaking his head clear and laughing at himself.
"I wanted to help support our team, and my flippiness wouldn't do much good in the rafters!" The boy added cheerily. "Sooo... yeah. I decided I'd show my school spirit by being the new team mascot!"
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