06-16-2006, 12:54 PM
Granted, but your death wish is retarded and instead of killing me it makes me smart.
I wish that my name was Samantha...for a day.
I wish that my name was Samantha...for a day.
Grant a wish.
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06-16-2006, 12:54 PM
Granted, but your death wish is retarded and instead of killing me it makes me smart.
I wish that my name was Samantha...for a day.
06-16-2006, 01:31 PM
granted... but thats a pritty disturbing wish so im not gonna mess with it
i wish i was a girl for a day... just to see wha its like from the other side... and not to permanatly lose my genitals or anything like that
06-16-2006, 01:33 PM
Granted,you get raped all day by Big Dick She males.
I wish my cat was not so much of an idiot.
06-16-2006, 06:07 PM
granted but it becomes too smart, over throws you and makes you its slave
i wish i had a scythe that steals the soul of whoever it cuts... and will never cut me
06-17-2006, 03:50 AM
Granted, but it can only be used on cute little kittens that you'd never want to hurt in a million years.
I wish for the destruction of all sentient life on earth.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
06-17-2006, 03:58 AM
i dont like kittens anyway *slices a kittens head off*
granted bu... *is destroyed before i can add the twist* *a voice coming from nowhere* i wish i had my body back
06-17-2006, 04:01 AM
Granted, but you're ugly and have a small penis.
I wish ...i wish i didnt have to wish anything! =O
06-17-2006, 06:10 AM
granted but if wisher wher fishes we'd all cast nets in the sea
i wish i knew what i was talking about
06-17-2006, 06:51 AM
Granted but everything else you want to know sounds confusing.....
I wish to entertain my friends on their yacht....
06-17-2006, 07:01 AM
granted. you now blurt out random jazz lyrics at the most inapropriate times
i wish i was a good dancer (as a bonus, if the next poster can add the correct next part to my signature i will give them a consequence free wish) |
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