Grant a wish.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, *Launches a dark bomb, blowing the cave and everything in a 20 mile radius into dust*

I wish for something else to destroy.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted, you have this tea cup....

I wish to see my friends in East BUmblefuck!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted! You see your friends bumblefuck YOU!

I wish I knew what "bumblefuck" meant.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but as I explain half of it, a loud painful scream of horror is heard, and as I explain the other half, a train passes nearby doing a massive amount of noise.

I wish to have a notebook with some colors.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Granted. All the pages have the same color of the ink of the pen you're using.

I wish for another VCR. Mine's busted.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but it's Beta.

I wish for a car that can fly.

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, but it's parked- *about to point up but sees an airplane crash the floating vehicle to nothing in the sky* -it was...

I wish for a burger with lots of cheese.

[Shadowknight]

Granted, but the burger has mad cow disease, the cheese is moldy, and the bun is wheat.

I wish for a hoverboard like the ones in back to the future.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Granted but it recharges every twenty seconds for a minute of useable flying time.

I wish to walk across the ocean......hell, hover at bullet train quickness....

[DragonMasterX]

Granted, a Tsunami hits you as you place foot on the water.

I wish to have a new pair of good shoes.