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Granted, but your allergic to the yarn and sneeze everytime you try to choke yourself so you fail.
I wish for a few blank DVDs so I can make copies of a DVD I rented.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Granted, but theyre non-rewritable- YOU CAN'T BURN ON THEM!! BWA-HAHAHAHA!! *ahem- sorry.*
I wish for terrorists to lop my fricking head off slowly, like in the site I showed you.
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Granted, but they have horrible accuracy and you die before they can hit you or anything.
I wish for a new faster way to do homework.
Granted... a from now onwards- a deranged and rabid chimpanzee will do all your homework.
I wish for DEATH BY HELICOPTER BLADES!! That would be so funny!
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Granted but it changes into, "DEATH BY HUGE MARSHMELLOW!!!"
I wish to enjoy the view from my room....
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Granted, but that will be the last thing you'll see.
I wish to have a chocolate cake with donuts.
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Granted, but its fear factor style....
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Granted, but while dancing you pull a double hernia.
I wish for a chicken.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Granted, but god decides to squish you with one of his massive fingers for wishing something like that.
I wish for god to be here, I need to talk to him about my sister's creation *cracks knuckles*
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Granted but then you dissapear.....
I wish to see you again....