Circumstances

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: Blitz is Pyrokinetic.

Circumstance: NO VEL- NOT THE POLE AXE- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Don't use the pole axe.

Circumstance: Use this:

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Vel: SWEET- we have a couple of those in the lower chambers!

Gun: Th-the... chambers!? You mean the Torturing!?

Solution: Try to get away-

Circumstance: We really DO have those- you know!!

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Remember to oil the hinges otherwise it'll lurch and the pain won't be constant.

Circumstance: Why am I helping him?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: I don't know.

Vel: the regular oil, virgin olive oil, cooking oil or snake oil?

Circumstance: I'M NOT GOING!!! (hangs on to table- a small "click" is heard, indicating Gunter "locked" his arms there.)

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Solution:

Circumstance: Is five minutes good enough?.....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: he kicks your ass- sending you flying- disappearing in a twinkle. He stares at the sun and it has no effect!!

Circumstance: Vel: Hey shadow- wanna help?

[Shadowknight]

Solution: With what?

Circumstance: I have no clue what's going on.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: Vel: The body stretcher. It's used for torturing purposes. Wanna give it a try?

Circumstance: Gun: NONONONONONONONONO.........

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Nah, I'm not a fan of slow torture. Use the iron maiden.

Circumstance: Tell vel to wear this.