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Granted, here's a board game I made using D&D maps and pieces from Risk. The rules of the game are more confusing than the two combined.
I wish for a patent on my game.
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Granted. But they steal your idea, and you end up arrested for illegal acts of- whatever has to do with copyrighting.
I wish for a scimitar!
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Granted, but you don't know how to use it and accidenly chop your nuts off.
I wish for happiness to rule over the land, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Aww man, couldn't do that with a straight face. I wish for a bowl of cereal, I got the munchies.
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Granted, but it has spoiled milk.
I wish for some swiss chesse.[/u]
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granted, but I accidently give you Casu marzu. (Look it up)
I wish for the person below me to eat it and then look it up.
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Granted, but I look it down (lame)
I wish that someones cures my recent mind-block.
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Did you actually look it up?
Granted, *Smacks you over the head with a large heavy mallet*
I wish for a bigger mallet in case that didn't work.
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OOC: I did, and I don't regret having eaten that, I have a even more resistant stomach than Mar's *winks while grinning*
*looks on Mallet being destroyed to million of pieces after the heavy contact with his head* Granted, *gives Shadow a huge Mallet the size of a whale, making him fall on the sea and be pushed deep down*
I wish for Shadow to be able to breath down there.
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Granted, a whamon swallows me and spits me up on a beach.
Shadow: Wow, I love being regurgitated into a forum.
The person below me will give me something to clean up with.
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No wish was made, so you are striken(sp?) by a huge wave of toxical chemicals which mysteriously dry you off, but infectects your body with all the world's deadliests sicknesses.
I wish that we don't get mixed up in games anymore <.<