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TK: Where could patamon be?
Tk's mom: HEY TK! COME CHECK OUT THIS HUGE ORANGE RAT THAT I JUST KILLED.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Gabumon: You have never seen a Digimon on a stool before?..... Let me take my shit in peace..
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Venom-Myotismon destroying all the city.
Agumon: Agumon warp digivolves to... WARGREYMON!
Gabumon: Gabumon warp digivolves to... METALGARURUMON!
City already destroyed, everyone killed, and Venom-Myotismon away from there.
Tai: Dude... we need shorter FX's...
Kari: Gatomoooon? Were are youuuuu?
Kari's mom: oh, Kari! why didn't you tell me you had a cat?
Kari: I- AH- uhm-
Kari's mom: don't worry, you can keep her- I already had her spayed!
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Gabumon and Veemon: You want a distraction Matt, here's one!...
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Tai: Agumon, Gabumon, Veemon and Patamon- distract Myotismon while I go over and punch him in the face-
A/G/V/P: (can-can)
Myotismon: WTF?
Tai: EAT THIS!!
Masaru: (Punches Tai for no reason whatsoever) I DO THE PUNCHING AROUND HERE!!! (Punches myotismon)
Myotismon: MY FAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEE!!! (deleted)
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Matt: You are an idiot! *punches Tai on the face*
Tai: *gets up and hits Matt in the face*
Matt: *tackles Tai to the ground*
Tai: *starts rolling with him over the snow*
Agumon: Wait guys! Don't fight!
Matt: *starts kissing Tai on his lips*
Tai: *starts rubbing Matt's body while moaning*
Agumon: Woo... bad moment... *backs away slowly*
Patamon: Gatomon? Do you have feelings for me?
Gato: Yes...
Pata: *blush* what kind.?
Gato: Cat and Hamster.
Pata: awww... that's sweet- we're just friends?
Gato: Nope, I'm a cat, you're a rodent. wanna know what happens next?
Pata: *sweats*
Gato: I'm Hungry- RAR!