Circumstances

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Commentarist: As I said, oooo, poor mallet! that's gotta hurt!

DMX: ZzzzZz... *stills sleeping on Shadow's shoulder*

Circumstance: I don't wake up.

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Pick you up and punt you.

Circumstance: Your headed for a large pit full of spikes, seriously what the hell was that contractor thinking when he built this place?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: Catches by the tail- just dangling over the spikes- I put you on a couch.

THANK YOU!!! I love me!! *hugs myself as I'm back to normal* NO BOOBS!! YEAH!!

Coincidence: Shadow suddenly grows boobs.

Circumstance: I want milk. *Get's a glass*

[Shadowknight]

Solution: HELL NO! *magically removes boobs*

Circumstance: TRY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE WORLD WAR 2 LOOK LIKE MR. ROGER'S!

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: *wakes up* I'm glad I wasn't hungry, I'd had been sucking there faster than you removed them, but now I'm hungry... *pats his belly with his paws*

Circumstance: Not even a taco stand nearby x3

[Shadowknight]

Solution: I'll handle it, *uses Byakugan and hand of Juken to release the block on Gun's Chakra forcing him to return to a girl*

Circumstance: DMX is hungry .

[Herr Mullen]

I'll order a Chinese. Unfortunatly, we are sent rice insted of chao main.

If Wednesday was sunny, why does the goldfish swim so?

[Gunter VanCrimson]

...Huh? this is like crossbreed of Grant a wish and Circumstances- cool...

Solution: *Gives DMX a protein shake.* Works for me.

THANK YOU!! FINALLY- I'M MACHO AGAIN!! *Hugs self*

Circumstance: Being a plushy- DMX doesn't really need food- but what of winnie the pooh?

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Kill Pooh and take his place, then recieve free honey.

Circumstance: You can have some jars of honey, nia :3

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Bury someone up to their neck and pour the honey on their head.

I don't like honey.

Circumstance: IT WAS YOU!