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Solution: Granted, but they'll come back as zombies and create a zombie version of Zelda wtf?
DMX's clone: Bah... everything here's messy... *rises claw and charges up a fireball*
DMX: Ah-ah-ah *lowers the clone claw with own* tsk tsk tsk... no powers.
DMX's clone: How can you be SO evil?
DMX: Because I'm the real deal.
DMX's brain: You idiot, you are going to make him betray you and kill you to take your place.
DMX: I didn't hear you the first 1802 times, I won't start on 1803th.
Circumstance: Your brain wants to be your friend.
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Shadow's brain: It's true. :cry:
Shadow: HAHA you're crying!
Shadow's brain: Then again.
Solution: Kill brain.
Circumstance: Someone set us up the bomb.
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Solution: Eat Pie while clone goes to the bomb and takes us to safety, then return to the bomb to disarm it, but bomb goes off exactly when he touches it.
DMX: *hides remote on back, still munching on Pie*
Circumstance: I'm getting more and more evil, and as result, GETTING MORE PIE!!
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Solution, WAIT A MINUTE! This is the wish forum! I wish I would stop getting confused.
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I started, I was the dork... >.<
Granted, but people like ME will get confused from now on.
I wish for you to get an icecream.
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GRANTED! Oh wait I have to put a mean twist on everything, AH HA! It's got peanuts in it. I'm allegic to peanuts.
I wish *GASP* haaaa haaaa haaaa! *CAN'T BREATH!*
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Granted, but haaaa will come for you and kills you after you breath once more.
I wish for three footballs.
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Granted, *knocks DMX to the ground* BOMBARDMENT! *Spikes a ball in his face* BOMBARDMENT! *Spikes a ball in his stomach* BOMBARDMENT! *spikes a ball in his :shock:
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DMX(in Shadow's voice): I wish that you are hit really hard in your crotch!
Granted, but the ball bounces from my crotch and goes to yours, hitting you the hardest and cruelest in your life.
DMX: *shivers* God bless my pouch...
I wish that Slash licks your wound to heal it and make you feel better.
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Granted, but it's actually Gatomon with a diffrent coloring.
I wish for the chance to punch Bill Gates. His stupid PARTIAL backwards compatibility on the Xbox 360 is pissing me off
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