Circumstances

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Laugh at the people on earth as they're pulled into the black hole created from the collapse of the planet.

Circumstance: Jupiter is blocking my sun, and I don't know about it being terraformed so I'm gonna destroy it.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: I confront you and we have a good long chat. (with me... that is HELL.)

Circumstance: You are given a choice: Leave jupiter alone and I move it to the side- or I terra-destroy you.

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Leave jupiter alone but blow up one of it's moons just for the heck of it.

Circumstance: That moon held your comic collection! Oops.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: comic collection? I don't have any comics! those were the porno mags I were going to give you as a gift!

Circumstance: your porno... is... KABLOW.

[Shadowknight]

Solution: My super computer on the space station can dowload porn at 800 MBS.

Circumstance: My super computer causes all others to become obsolete and self terminate.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: MY super computer reprograms them to become TVs.

Circumstance: My supercomputer has a crush on your supercomputer- and they hit it off- without protection.

[Shadowknight]

Solution: SHOTGUN WEDDING!

Circumstance: We've created a computer that is more intellgent than any man. And it has deemed mankind unworthy of it's greatness and wishes to destroy us.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: I turn into the Kaiser Dragon, I wouldn't be human then.
But not having any other choice... eat the goddamned PC then.

Circumstance: I ate your PC!

[Shadowknight]

Solution: Activate self destruct program built into the computer.

Cirucmstance: A computer just blew up in your stomach.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Solution: My stomach has a bomb protect interior and have to belch fire for a week.....

Circumstance: The firse has started in your stomach and during intercourse your privates feel like an inferno....

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