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Parting words:
Me: Hey, have a good Summer.
Freshman girl: Don't "hey" me. I'm mad at you.
Me: How come?
Freshman girl: You said that I wasn't an individual.
Me: Well, you were listening to the same two 50 Cent songs and complaining about not being allowed to smoke a "fat one." Take comfort in knowing that you're not alone. Besides, you took a pretty cheap shot at me...For the record, the Romans killed Christ.
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We froze but for a moment
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"One second, I had 650 songs loaded on my iPod, but in the next second, I only had 20. The moral of the story: The Apple is always tempting, but it's not user friendly."
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Mandatory shop class:
"I think I got a metal splinter in my hand from a lathe shaving. Oh, it's just a burn? That's a relief."
"No, I've never used a miller before, nor have I drank one."
"I'm great with Legos, but other than that, I'm not really the hands-on type. O.C.D. and mechanic's grease don't mix."
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Mom: We bought six bottles of stool softener. I get three of them.
Me: I wanted nine bottles, but you told me to put three back because it was rude to clean out the store. The three I put back just happened to be your three.
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"Hey, is this tech support? Remember, I called before about trying to install the additional hard drive? No, nobody gave me a case number. The woman I was talking to put me on hold, and then my phone died. You're sure you're not the person I talked to before? They must have a lot of Indian ladies working there."
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At my job interview:
President of Company: What do you like to do in your free time?
Me: I'd say my first interest is writing.
President of Company: Now that's interesting. What do you write?
Me: Don't say lemons. Don't say lemons.
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"No, you never gave me a company manual, nor did you give me a drug test. If you have a cup, I'll be happy to give you one now."
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"The big two-two, yeah right. Let's see...next big one...three more years, and I get to run for congress."
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"The tiny hole in the casting created an oil stream so powerful that my galvanized washer cracked, but at least I didn't bust my nut."
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Me: Is that a gun?!
Dad: It's a bb gun; I'm going to use it on the chipmunks that have been wrecking our garden.
Me: Well, I'm morally opposed to owning anything close to a real gun. I think you should immobilize them with a high power squirt gun, and then stab them to death.
Dad: That sounds a lot more cruel.
Me: Yeah, maybe you're right.
"I looked up and saw you;
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We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against
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