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"I found out that the girl had been told to lie about taking jiu-jitsu lessons in order to introduce herself to me. Then I remembered that we had a jiu-jitsu conversation the next day, and she played along. I remembered our handshake when she introduced herself, and I felt a little less guilty about having shaken with a hand that had just masturbated. If she wanted to build from a lie, in a way, she got a microscopic piece of what she was probably after."
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Nobody ever said being a shepherd was easy:
Me: Are you spitting into the toilet?
Freshman Kid *walks out of stall and switches to spitting into sink*: Yeah, a cigar didn't agree with me.
Me: You didn't smoke it inside, did you?
Freshman Kid: No, of course not.
Me: You shouldn't smoke those. They're addictive. There's lots of other reasons, but the most pressing is that they're addictive. You also stink. Why did you smoke it?
Freshman Kid: I don't know.
Me: Look, just because you're in college now, doesn't mean you have to try everything.
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Me two months ago: The class is called linear systems. It's linear, so it can't be that hard.
Me now: Yeah, except it's linear in the S domain, not the t domain.
Me two months ago: Wha...oh shit. Are you sure this is a requirement for our degree?
Me now: Yep.
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"Fine, if the Red Sox win the series, I'll streak across the hallway with you."
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