04-11-2009, 08:21 AM
Granted, you call Obama the anti christ and he kills you for knowing too much. xD
Grant a wish.
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04-11-2009, 08:21 AM
Granted, you call Obama the anti christ and he kills you for knowing too much. xD
04-11-2009, 08:22 AM
Make a wish damn it. XD
I wish that politicians where morons. (Granted already/
04-11-2009, 08:26 AM
Granted, a stimulus package is given to AIG right before they give their CEO's bonuses. Oh wait... that's reality...
04-11-2009, 11:58 PM
Ok, I was only not giving wishes to see Ryan's rection, damn.
Granted, but Palau is under attack by a GIANT fleet on aliens, and no one else can help defend. You get shot through your heart by your hysterical mom. I wish for a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sword!
04-12-2009, 12:18 AM
Granted...but it's so BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG that it crushes you and you die.
I wish I had an orgy with the cast of Twilight...really I do.
04-12-2009, 12:21 AM
Granted, except you learn they're all dogs, cuz seriously they sucked.
I wish for a... GORGONZOLA.
04-12-2009, 02:41 AM
Granted, it's that guy from the show Chowder and he refuses to speak with you until you pay him loads of money.
I wish I could have an orgy with the cast of Twilight AND they were all human.
04-12-2009, 03:05 AM
Granted, but they are all dead bodies that can't even get an erection or cum. Have fun!
I wish for a HUGE VIBRATOR.
04-12-2009, 03:08 AM
Granted, but you can't remove it from your pussy and you have walk everywhere naked while having tons of orgasms in public.
I wish I could see you having an orgasm. |
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