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Granted your pants are now on fire.
I wish my mouse pad would work
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Granted, but the mouse doesn't work.
I wish I was having the best sex of my life.
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granted, but the guy stops when he cums and you didn't cum when he was done.
I wish I was having the best sex of my life
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Granted, but ti's with a 100 year old man.
I wish I could have anyone I wanted to have sex with me.
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granted you have sex with me. :D
I wish I could just streak outside
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Granted, but you're raped by passerby.
I wish Big bad Rev was not having sex with me.
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umm...it's Rav, but it's fine
granted, now you have sex with a llama
I wish I was the llama. :D
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Granted, but a bunch of girl llamas all fuck you afterwards.
I wish you would write a hot sex story and PM it to me.
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granted....but it's written from a 5 year old not me
I wish I could lick someone's vagina
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