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Reno: Rrr? *Looks down at Slash* ARF! *Jumps from Shadow's arms and pounces Slash* Got you!
P-DMX: Hey! I want that Magic 8 Ball! *Follows the M8B that rolled away from Shadow and picks it up again with both arms* Hmmm... What do you want to tell me now? *Looks through the crystal* Huh? Global warming? What's that?
*Mexico*
Hat dude: CORRAN POR SUS VIDAS! NENA CALIENTE! MUYYYY CALIENTEEEE!
Dark Mistress: Hee hee hee. *Coming from the scorched, ashy North America, still incinerating anything in her path*
*SDP Mansion*
P-DMX: Stop telling me about Tequila! I can't drink like this! *Shakes the M8B too hard and it falls off his paws and breaks, from it comes a well-endowed tall fairy in a skimpy leaf suit* Wow, that's not something you see everyday.
Elfaria: It has been aeons since I was trapped in that tiny little object which was sapping my powers to foretell! But no matter now. *Sits on air, a large floating throne suddenly appearing under her* You have won the right to have one wish, any you want, granted by me.
P-DMX: Oooh. Cool, what should I ask for? Maybe a ham sandwhich, I'm hungry.
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Tigerlily: You wasted one good wish! >_<;
Kaze: The next thing you'll know something random appears.
Livian: *Kaze's and Linvar's future daughter appears* Hi father.
Linvar: Who are you?
Livian: I'm your daughter...
Lax: *wide eyes* Dang...your hot!
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Slash: SHADOW YOU ARE SO GETTING KILLED IN YOUR SLEEP FOR THIS! *Runs away from Reno*
Shadow: Global warming is simple, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Katt: You've got a magical fairy that can grant you any wish and you want a ham sandwich?
Shadow: She's got a point, ask for two, I'm hungry.
Katt: *Face palm* I can't believe you can't think of anything better.
*Camera closes in on Katt's miniscule chest*
Katt: STOP THAT!
Shadow: Ah, fourth wall! She's breaking the fourth wall!
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Brandon: can you make mine roast beef?
Renny: *dodges Slash and Reno easily* ...well, it seems I'm not alone in my loathing of my digimon tamer.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
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Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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P-DMX: Hmm... Bigger boobs for Katt or Ham sandwhich. What do you say about this ham sandwhich?
Ham Sandwhich: Pick the boobs. Or else, just pick a sandwhich with only cheese.
P-DMX: That's kinda tough. Can't I pick both?
Ham Sandwhich: Cheese and Ham sandwhich? SACRILEGE!
P-DMX: No I mean Katt's BE and a Ham Sandwhich at the same time.
Elfaria: *Smacks forehead* Eternity could be even worse waiting for this being to make a wish than if I had stayed into that prison.
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(This post was last modified: 03-13-2009, 08:55 AM by tigerlily.)
Tigerlily: *throws P-DMX in the wall with a pissed face* MAR!!!!
Lax: Wow....the kitty is pissed!
Demonic Cow Girl: I say kill the dragon kill kill kill! *licks lips*
Linvar: ...I don't know I think it's wrong...
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Shadow: Yeah the talking sandwich is right, you can't have a cheese and ham sandwich. It has to be ham and cheese.
Katt: Take the sandwich. I don't need anything done with my breasts.
Kitt: Really? Cause, they are a bit small.
Katt: Oh who asked you? You only exist cause Shadow owed DMX a favor.
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P-DMX: Ouch, face hurts! *Holds face with paw* Wish this pain wasn't so stingy!
Elfaria: GRANTED! Good bye! *Giggles and disappear*
P-DMX: Hey, the pain's gone. Miracle!
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Tigerlily*her fur grows into massive fury*: I am so going to kill YOU!
Demonic Cow Girl: YES! GO DO IT GIRL! It's about time you listen to me!
Linvar: Oh no....somebody bring out the catnip!?
Livian: *lifts a empty bag of catnips* I think she ate them all.......
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Shadow: Katt grab your secret stash!
Katt: No way, it's too powerful, she's not ready yet!
Shadow: If you don't do anything she'll kill DMX!
Katt: So, is that incentive for me NOT to give her my catnip? Or are you trying to convince me otherwise? Cause you aren't doing a good job.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.