11-07-2008, 11:45 AM
granted, you have a fetish for McDonald's
I wish I won't be hungry
I wish I won't be hungry
Grant a wish.
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11-07-2008, 11:45 AM
granted, you have a fetish for McDonald's
I wish I won't be hungry
11-13-2008, 01:51 AM
Granted, everything in a kilometer's radius around you explodes into partciles which are later absorbed by your body like a sponge. You'll be full permanently.
I wish somebody'd make a movie of that.
11-13-2008, 10:06 AM
Granted but you die 2 minutes later
I wish I was immortal. FCF2adw A+ C- D- H M- P- R+ T++++ W->+ Z Sm++ RL- a- c++++w d--->++ e-->+ f-- h*>+++ i++>+++ j+>+++ p+ sms>+
11-13-2008, 11:10 AM
granted, but you need to eat your friends to achieve that
I wish I could be part of Monty Python...
11-13-2008, 02:49 PM
Granted but they kicked you out after you played one note on any instrument you chose.
as for eating my friends... I am a cannibal but I dont have any frineds... I wish I was forever handsome to everyone including myself and non living things... FCF2adw A+ C- D- H M- P- R+ T++++ W->+ Z Sm++ RL- a- c++++w d--->++ e-->+ f-- h*>+++ i++>+++ j+>+++ p+ sms>+
11-26-2008, 02:46 PM
Granted, but you die a minute after you become handsome.
I wish i never had to do homework and still get A's in all my classes.
11-26-2008, 03:14 PM
granted, but u can only choose to have A's once, so use it wisely
I wish I had $1,000,000
11-27-2008, 02:57 AM
Granted, here's my cookie jar full of 1 cent coins, however, it breaks as it slips from your hands and falls to the ground. Now you'll spend the rest of your life counting and re-counting to see if the 100,000,000 1 cent coins are there.
I wish for a calculator.
11-27-2008, 01:28 PM
Granted.
Crimson: *hands DMX an abacus* There you are buddy, the oldest calculator ever devised. ...Instruction manual not included! I wish for a fully charged plasma rifle. |
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