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Granted, you get a full frontal lobotomy. Now nothing is annoying, or entertaining, or sexy, or fun, or well anything.
I wish I had a pet tiger.
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granted, but it eats your leg for a chew toy
I wish I had a pet velociraptor.
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Granted, but it rips you apart violently, limb from limb.
I wish there were no such thing as hurricanes.
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Granted, but typhoons still exist.
I wish that i did not get fat from eating food
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Granted, but you can still get heart disease and diabetes.
I wish the ocean wasn't salty.
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Granted, not it's sweet, however, this causes lobsters dominate the sea world and they'll eat us with hot butter after they've become the superior race of the planet. OH THE HORROR!
I wish they at least keep cooking french fries.
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Granted, of course. Here, I'll make it better. The french fries will always be hot. Now the bad side: they're too hot to eat!! (1,000 degrees Fahrenheit) Now no one can have french fries!! Mwa ha haha hahahhahahhahah!!
I wish everyone in the world used the same currency: Gil.
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Granted, but u don't have any.
I wish i had 1,000,000 U.S. Dollars
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Granted, but inflation reduces the value of U.S. currency and $1 million now becomes the same as $1.00.
I wish fleas didn't exist.
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Granted, but the population of mosquitos double
I wish i have a pet collie... maybe even Lassie