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granted, but we can't pee in our suits so we have to hold until we reach Earth
I wish I could hug Kristen Stewart...you know the girl who's on my sig.
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Granted, but she has been hired to kill you and while you're hugging her, she stabs you in the back.
I wish nothing could be destroyed by tornadoes.
~Death is Sweet. Embrace it.~
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Granted, pouring destroys everything.
I wish to have a cute orca girl at home.
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granted, but she destroys your home.
I wish for a PRS guitar.
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Granted, but no matter how you play it, the only song it can play is "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star".
I wish mankind didn't have to rely on oil and gasoline and would instead use alternative energy to help the environment.
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granted, now we use the power of our farts and the number 10.
I wish clothes never existed.
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Granted, now everybody, except the cool scalies like me, overgrow hair and become large fuzzy balls that can't even move.
I wish to have a pony.
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Granted, but it's missing two of its legs and all it can do is throw up all over the place. Good luck with the cleaning...
I wish fish could talk.
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granted, but now they wanna take over the world!!
I wish I was having sex right now.
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Granted, but it's with a stuffed animal...an ugly one, too.
I wish all the mosquitoes in the world would die.
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