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Granted, but now the sky is a really bright yellow and everybody has to wear ridiculously large sunglasses to protect their eyes.
I wish I could freeze time.
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Granted, but 3 cars were about to hit you when you did so.
I wish I were a real Knight... :3
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
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Granted, but you get toasted by a dragon that you tried to slay.
I wish the world wasn't so dangerous.
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Granted, everything's made of cushioned puffs, and you have to live inside a bubble to avoid others' oxygen. Then again, you're avoiding all the oxygen, so you die from suffocation. Your body's safe though.
I wish all girls I liked had E Cup size breasts.
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Granted, but their boobs are all fake and the slightest touch will cause them to explode.
I wish I knew how to play a musical instrument.
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Granted, here's a whistle. Be careful though, dogs that hear it will chew your limbs off.
I wish I had a Salamence.
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Granted, but it doesn't obey and constantly blasts you with Flamethrowers.
I wish there was no longer a need for gasoline.
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Granted, we won't need to call it gasoline anymore. From now on, it'll be called fartoline.
I wish I knew a way to get lots of demon blood.
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Granted, but when you get it, the demon blood is acidic and when you touch it, it melts your hand off.
I wish politicians knew what they were doing.
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Granted, but they've known what they've been doing for so long, now they learn how to build a software for a robot entity that'll promote politics in the same way as them, but with death laser beams included.
I wish to be one of the resistance's capos.
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