Grant a wish.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but it's from the toilet bowl...

I wish that the education system was destroyed....

[Ghostiemon]

granted
you now have no job no prospects live in a cardboard box and live off discarded cheese in a pizza box

i wish i could be bothered to go to the freezer and get another ice pole

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Granted. it's jammed right up your arse.

I wish my head blew up.

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted! *Glues dynamite on Loki's head* FIRE IN THE HOLE!! *Head explodes*

I wish for an instant replay!

[lw3299]

granted but you miss the next one.

i wish i had my coursework done

[Ghostiemon]

granted mate but you get a f

i wish i had a higher rating

[The Big Bad Rav]

Granted, but u have been deducted of 500 posts

I wish to have the Magic Stick!

[Ghostiemon]

granted you're dick was chopped off to make it*twisted*

i wish that i could teleport

[Kalyx]

Granted, but a moth flies into the teleporter with you...like the movie The Fly.

I wish that my aunt would get better and my uncle would move away from his house.

[Ghostiemon]

ahemwish 1 granted
wish 2 if you pay him

i wish more where in d.a.d chat