08-12-2003, 10:53 AM
One hot, arid day in Iraq, Saddam and his men were trying to figure out where they should hide him next. In the middle of the discussion, the devil appeared in the midst of them. Naturally, everyone shunned away from him, that, is everyone except for Saddam. As he stood there, he waved hi to the devil and gave him a luke-warm welcome. Walking up to Saddam the devil whispered into his ear that in a few short hours Saddam would soon be spending the rest of eternity with him.
Saddam shrugged his shoulders and thanked him for the information. Surprised at his reaction, the devil asked him why he wasn't worried. Leaning forward, Saddam whispered into his ear "because in a few short hours, I will be owning your @$$."
Saddam shrugged his shoulders and thanked him for the information. Surprised at his reaction, the devil asked him why he wasn't worried. Leaning forward, Saddam whispered into his ear "because in a few short hours, I will be owning your @$$."