Quest to 1000 pages

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: :shock: EVERYONE RUN *opens Shadow Gate jumps in and quickly seals behind him*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Thank god I'm totally illogical! *Hits the warp drive on his spaceship*

Spock: Captain, this is highly illogical!

Shadow: Don't... you think... I... know that... mister spock?

Katt: Did I miss something? When did I come back here?

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *picks up Katt in his arms and starts running* No time for that, she'll smack you over the head with that hammer if you don't move!

Lurea: ME SMASH! *red eyes*

[Disturbed]

*watches as Kurtz runs* Shit..*runs over and slashes upward creating a Shadow Gate underneath them and seals up* Damn it...floor *spawns a pool just in time for them to fall into*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: MR. Spock... fire the... photon torpedos... at... the hostile... target!

Spock: THAT'S IT! *Rips off his ears* I quit, live long and prosper you bastard.

Shadow: This... is most... troubling... what are... your feelings... first mate?

Slashmon: CAPTAIN!! THE SHIP CAN'T TAKE MOOCH MORE!!

Shadow: And... You?

D-Shadow: Damnit Jim I'm a god of destruction not a miracle worker.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *falls through a Shadow Gate with Katt in his arms* WHOA!!! *lands on the floor with a loud thump*

Lurea: Awww, bugger. *drops the hammer* I failed....

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: *snaps his fingers and two chairs rise under Kurtz and Katt* What the hell is her problem?

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: She got pissed off... The mansion's getting destroyed, remember. *sighs*

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: Damn...well *snaps his fingers and a huge mansion rises behind him* God Damn I love this place.

[senjuro]

Me too.