Spam Wars!!!!!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *blushes slightly and smiles* Yes... it is... *snuggles Saphire close to him and rubs her back softly, enjoying the warmth*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

speed means nothing to my freeze! it travels at just under the speed of light!

[Kurtz]

Steven: *coughs* You watch. A spam god won't be beaten easily.

[Disturbed]

Okay since this IS spam wars and its getting WAY off topic

*Saphire mutates into giant mutant wolf*
Disturbed: *runs in* Hey guys thats not my sister!!
Saphire: EEEWW thats not me!!!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *stares up at the giant mutant wolf* Holy crap... and DMX didn't get this....

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

and a spam god will do what against this freeze ray exactly?

[Disturbed]

*summons his sword* How dare you act as my sister!!

[Kurtz]

Steven: Keep returning again and again to annoy you. No matter how many times you freeze me. *laughs, before reaching out and grabbing his paperwork book*

Kurtz: I HATE YOU PEOPLE! *his scales turn dark, before he launches himself at the giant mutant wolf*

[Disturbed]

*charges after the mutant wolf* DIE YOU IMPOSTER!!!!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

ENOUGH! *freezes stephen in the world with no escape bar 1 then attacks kurtz and disturbed for drawing weapons on the wolf*