Spam Wars!!!!!

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *smiles* So kind... *walks into the room*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *quickly closes the door behind him, and moves over to a certain cupboard* Here... clothing for my female friends. *opens the door* I don't know why I even keep them in here... *sighs*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *blinks*
Disturbed: *yelling from downstairs* Two words...Gender Ray....

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Well, there should be something in there for you.. Go on, help yourself to any clothing you want in there. *looks at the wardrobe, which has nearly hundreds of different clothing*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: Oh wow..*looks at the wardrobe*....oh here we go..*chooses a blue sweater with a mid-drift*..this looks cute...

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: It sure does... I wonder how it would look if you were to wear it...? *smiles at her and scratches his neck*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

FG(female guilmon oh wtf u can guess):why are you upset?
Me:sigh...my life has no meaning and ive just been thrown into a palm tree.
FG:maybe...this will make you feel better*she nuzzles chest*
Me:mmm maybe...we should take this further.*lifts her up in arms and carries her 2 a bedroom in the mansion*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *puts her head through the neck and squirms her arms into the sweater, then pulling it over her chest* So...what do you think? *holding her arms out and turning*(The blue sweater's mid drift shows her bellybutton, the blue matches her loose-fit blue jeans nicely)

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *stares at Saphire* You... look... beautiful! *smiles*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *smiles* I'm glad you like it *waging her tail*