Spam Wars!!!!!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

guahh?!*tunnel collapses*grrr! *digs upward* MUST you????*glares at pokepimp who's still holding book PYRO SPHERE!*disintergrates book*

[Kurtz]

Steven: *reappears and hands Poke the same book* It's a good thing I'm the master of paperwork, eh?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*burns that then teleports to steven's paper supply and burns all that too!) now to get my sleep*digs back home and eats bread*

[Kurtz]

Steven: DAMN! *curses, and starts casting a huge black orb* I have to create more paperwork! MORE DISPAIR FOR KURTZ!

[Disturbed]

*Army of trees running at Steven*
Tree Leader: You've wasted enough fucking paper!!! *all the trees start beating the shit out of Steven*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

STOP BEING NOISY!!!*launches fireballs at tree army*

[Disturbed]

Tree Leader: Why that little fire start...get his ass. *Army of trees grab Guilmon by the tail and starts cracking his ass with their tree branches*

[Kurtz]

Steven: I WAS CONJURING PAPER, YOU STUPID TREES! *covers his head* THAT MEANS MAKING PAPER OUT OF THIN AIR AND NOT CHOPPING TREES DOWN OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT! *roaring*

[Disturbed]

*Ed from Full Metal Alchamist pops his head in*
Ed: Remember something has to be sacraficed blah blah blah
(Cant remember the rest of that, dont hurt me FMA fans)

[Kurtz]

Steven: *sweat-drops* Ever heard of Dark Matter? I conjure it from that.