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*Jumps at the red-eyed Renamon and in mid air places his palm on her forehead* Darkness Drain *Drains all the darkness out of Renamon into himself.* There, she should be fine now
Renamon: *Pounces on Disturbed and gives him a big hug*
Disturbed: :D
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It begins to rain Calumon clones.
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Shadow: TRINITY BURST!! *Splits off into his three forms*
Omni Shadow: *Forms a large sword in his hand* DELTA!! Slashes towards the calumon.
D-Shadow: Forms a large sword of dark energy, RAY!! Slashes towards the calumon.
H-Shadow: Forms a Katana in his hand, EDGE!! Slashes towards the calumon.
The three attacks form a large triangle that incases all the Calumon then promptley begin teleporting around it slashing around in it due to a time compression that makes one second in the real world seem like a year inside the triangle. The three Shadow's fuse together then fall to the ground as they return to normal.
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Shadow: That, was exhausting.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Crimson: Take a break boss, you deserve it. *casts Curaga on Shadow and spams forth a pie from behind his cape*
Circumstance: Boredom is coming, can you feel it?
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Shadow: Call forth an army of zombies, they can cure any boredom!
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Shadow: I forgot, I'm to exhausted to fight them.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Crimson: This looks like a job for insane science! Heh heh heh, excellent. *fires Cerberus Death Ray at the zombies, cutting down several rows* That's just for starters. *packs away his ray gun and breathes a wave of fire all over the advancing zombies, burning their rotting flesh to a crisp* And now the finisher! *launches the Pie of Apocalypse from his piezooka, banishing them to the wrath of custard and destruction*
Phew, they're all gone.
Circumstance: I'm wrong! Zombified Renamon behind Shadow, look out boss!
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Shadow: Oh no.
Z-Renamon: BRAINS! *Grabs Shadow and starts strangling him* BRAINS~
???: HEY YOU!!
Z-Renamon: Huh? Brains?
???: STOP STRANGLING MY CRUSH!!
*Large yellow foot comes out of nowhere and kicks the Z-Renamon's head off. It's flies through the air and lands in the large hand of Renamon*
Shadow: Wait, crush? Me? I thought you hated me.
Renamon: I do, it's H-Shadow that I like. Unforunately if you die so does he.
Shadow: That would explain why you've never killed me.
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Shadow: Think she knows that I can seperate from H-Shadow?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Solution: Start over, since I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Circumstance: You're horny as a child molestor in a day care center, and your girlfriend (or boyfriend) is sitting next to you, scantily clad, clearly desiring sex. BUT YOU HAVE NO PROTECTION. What do you do?
solution: blowjob
circumstance: where? with all the kids around the area
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Solution: Thats what recess is for...what do you think teachers do with their 30 minutes of alone time?
Circumstances: Its raining outside...its inside recess, now what?
solution: SEX ED!!!
circumstance: what to teach them?
