Spam Wars!!!!!

[Kurtz]

Regil: *claps his hands together* Shai-dou-shen. *the ground around Guilmon starts to crack, before floating in the air, along with him*

[fred_18]

D.Fred: *looks up* huh? whAAA!!! *missiles hit and only a tattered looking fred_18 is laying on the ground*

*fred's world sometime later*
Fred: why did you bring me here?
lady:*speaking english now* you said you wanted a blow job right?
Fred: I said that? I thought I said explosion

*kenneth world*
kenneth(now speaking old jap): well that wasn't too hard
old man: ehh, was hard to many more like you though...
kenneth: heh, maybe something clicked in me that helps me...why you looking at me that way?
old man: your a reincarnated warrior that died three thousand years ago, but how can that be?

*graces world*
Grace: uhh, is this some kind of shrine? *looks around and sees a stone table with a sword handle sticking out of it*
some monk: so you like the sword of light?
Grace: *jumps about three feet away while pulling out her own sword* who are you?!

*Sis's world*
Sis: *sees nothing anywhere for miles around* why did they send me here? nothing here but waste land

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Me:*goes up to fred_18*hey u ok?
Renamon:if he's dead,can i have the body??
Me: :? what the hell for?
Renamon: oh er nothing much :oops:

[Kurtz]

Regil: *follows after Guilmon* Fine, Shaidowshenpa! *the ground beneath Guilmon explodes*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Me: oh damn!*digs through some solid ground*bye!

[Kurtz]

Regil: *clicks fingers and Walter from Hellsing appears*
Walter: *blinks* Anything the matter?
Regil: Yep, go use those wires of yours and pull Guilmon back to the surface.
Walter: *nods, and summons the wires on the tip of his fingers* Right. *fires them down into the hole Guilmon made when digging*

[fred_18]

Fred_18:...*still unconcious as the ground goes up*

Fred_18's thoughts
Fred_18: what the hell just happened?
D.Fred:your idiotic friends put an end to my fun....
Fred_18: thats it...*pulls out a guitar and plays a weird, but heavenly tune*
Fred of light: what? oh D.Fred agian
D.Fred: n-no not there! I hate that god forsaken memory!!!
Fred of light: *chants and sends D.Fred to the depts of Fred_18's worst memories of his life* any thing else?

*Fred's world skipping less important details*
Fred: hey? what is this? *picks up a device that looks like a D-Ark*
lady: *eyes go wide* that is a gift from the gods!!!
Fred: oh, well, you want it?
lady: I can't, you were chosen to defeat a true evil to this world!!!
Fred: bugger

*ken's world also skipping non important details*
kenneth: ehh, why do I have to battle this guy?
wise man: it will test your spirit
ken: oh

*graces world also skipping*
Grace: well this is a plus, oh and thanks for the training monk! it helps alot bye! *runs after another god of chaos*
Monk:*on the ground knocked out from training grace*

*Sis's world skipping also*
Sis: now I know why...there was a spirit gun in the burrial chamber, nice graphics though *holds an alian looking gun*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Me:*pops up* i dig like a mole so i make no holes

[Kurtz]

Walter: *turns head* Ah, there you are! *wraps wires around Guilmon's claws*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

me: no you dont!*bites the wires off and digs downagain*