06-11-2007, 05:29 AM
Uh...do you have any lubricant? It seems awfully dry in there.
Scenes from a Hat
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06-11-2007, 05:15 PM
*while doing it*
girl: *moaning* guy: Ugh....stop making so much damn noise! *fucking*
06-12-2007, 02:24 AM
*as the guy begins to go down on the girl*
Did you happen to run out of shaving cream or blades...or do you like the natural overgrown look?
06-12-2007, 04:31 AM
Gol/Steve Wrote:*while doing it* Hun...you better not say that when we do things..cuz I make noise... >_> ------- Wait...weren't you supposed to put the condom on BEFORE we had sex...? O_O;
06-15-2007, 03:07 AM
Girl to guy: That's not it!...unless you want to try something...um... different.
06-16-2007, 03:32 AM
Girl to Guy: I uhh..I..*rubs back of head* I'm actually....a..I'm a guy...I..got...a gender change...
06-16-2007, 08:37 AM
Guy to Girl: Umm...it's bigger than it looks...remember..it's not the size of the ship...it's the motion of the ocean.
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