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Yippie Kay Yay MOTHER FUCKER! - Die Hard
"Are you telling me you built a TIME MACHINE?........Out of a delorean!" - Back To The Future
You gotta love that little guy!
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'When jumping on a turtle, make sure it doesn't have spikes' A note from a Super Mario handbook (Not really lol)
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Chuck Sherman - I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time, to change the future for one lucky lady - American Pie.
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
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- Vince for SlapChop
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Conversation between me and a classmate's little sister:
CLS: Hey kuya Raymond! Who's your favorite Twilight character?
Me: *points at her sharply with a "fwip"* Twilight is a whorish series that ruined the entire vampire image and genre for generations to come, prostituting them as sexy good-for-nothing WHORES of the media. -I love Alice. And the werewolves!! *pause* Wait, what did you call me?
CLS: Uh... *frowns* Kuya Raymond?
Me: *sniff* No one ever calls me kuya! Not even my little sister!!
CLS: You're funny!
Me: Marry me. Its not a question.
CLS: I'm 11!
Classmate: HEY!! Get off your knees and SING!! *drags me back to the living room for karaoke*
Me: Noooo- not karaoke! I HATE karaokeee...
[NOTE: Kuya = "Big Brother". Filipino honorific said to older boys, mostly older brothers.]
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
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"I'm not SCRAWNY, I'm just not FAT." -Me arguing with an aunt about my weight, or lack thereof.
"Nothing can defeat you, apparently because nothing is all it takes." -Me after winning against a chatty classmate in a verbal-abuse competition.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
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http://www.visitlondon.com/bodyworlds/ we call it body works though, all of them are really bodies donated to science by the way)
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"I.. I am terminally aroused." Me after punching a friend's ass several times for farting in my face.
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"You're already dead." Kenshiro for the umpteenth time XD *Fist of the North Star*
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