Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Seit The Reaper]

heres one for you

Man who fucks ass is in Deep shit.

[UnknownH]

I don't really understand the airplane turnstile... mostly because I've, beleive or not, never really been at an airport, but I'm sure they really aren't goint to Bangkok.

Say the word slowly. Bangkok. Think about it.

[Shadowknight]

heres one for you

Man who fucks ass is in Deep shit.

I prefer,

Man who go fishing in other man's well going to catch crabs

[Harie Krauzer]

Yeah, I was being a bit elusive at the end there I did understand the Bangkok... I just well nevermind. I've just never been to an airport.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Lol- this should go on... and on... and on...

[Shadowknight]

These are the last I have,

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


Now should I move on to, Funny bumper stickers, Or Oxymorons? For those who don't know, an oxymoron is like Jumbo shrimp, are words that just shouldn't fit together but do. Like Bush and intelligent...actually the only way you'd see thos 2 words in the same sentence is if IS NOT were inbetween them.

[Harie Krauzer]

I can eat with only one chopstick... though somtimes it would be easier to not use it at all.

I know it is rather weird to stand in elevators the opposite way, but I just realized a few days ago people get a little weirded out when you face the opposite direction of the lane in a bowling alley after you just bowled as you wait for your bowling ball.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

I can't even eat with one!

Sure- on to bumper stickers-

[Shadowknight]

Alright, the funniest bumper stickers ever:

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
*My second favorite*

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

And my all time favorite bumper sticker:

Welcome to America ... now speak English

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

do you sell the last one in bulk :D?