Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

lol....

you are a troubled man....

....Santa hates you...... :cry:

[UnknownH]

*raises hand too* I strongly believe he's a pedophile. Think about it- he knows when you are sleeping and when you're awake. He watches you all the time! Even when you masturbate...

No, your confusing him with someone else. But If he could I bet he do that a lot to many other people. And great quote shadow.

[Harie Krauzer]

I dread asking who he is confusing it with.

[DrunkenMunkee]

I didnt even think to ask that 'till you said something Harie, so, who am i confusing him with?

[UnknownH]

Someone's diety(a god). But santa is probally asleep most of the year so he can't see anything but if you're naughty or nice.

[Shadowknight]

That's why santa's so jolly. He knows where all the naughty girls live.

[UnknownH]

Yes but he's married and can't fit all the elf guys in his sleigh so that messes up stuff.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

-And he can't cheat on his "plump" jolly old wife... because...?

[UnknownH]

She'd leave him and he'd lose all the endorsments. A man living with all those elves? How would that look.
That's actually a robot chicken sketch on cartoon network's adult swim.
But they're married, he can't cheat on her.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Ohhhh.... Okay.