Circumstances

[Disturbed]

Solution:
Disturbed is safely sitting in his shadow world

Circumstances:
Saphire is still out there in the tidal wave of cum!

[Kalyx]

Solution: Kalyx throws Saphire a cum-resistant inflatable raft.

Circumstance: Fluorescent lighting has invaded the Shadow World.

[Kurtz]

Solution: Nothing can penetrate Shadow World though from the outside.

Circumstance: Nath tries to save Saph, but is almost caught in the huge wave.

[Crimson Fox]

Solution:

Crimson: We shall build a dam the likes of which shall never be penetrated! *quickly has a team of robots build one, stopping the tidal wave from washing over Nath and Saph*

Circumstance: The robots are rebelling!

Robot: Need blood. *readies plasma claws*

Robot #2: Need blood. *readies plasma claws*

Robot #3: Need...wait, why do we need blood? *shrugs and advances with his plasma claws*

[Disturbed]

Solution:
Disturbed throws a few Guilmons and Calumons at the robots to fill them up.

Circumstances:
Digitestines have become evil and are now using their digimon to destroy the human world

[The Big Bad Rav]

Solution:
*Moons at them* Kiss this big baby!

Circumstance:
The robots are coming to build a massive ship to destroy the world!

[Kalyx]

Solution: Set off a massive EMP in their vicinity...they're toast!

Circumstance: I don't have enough buns for my hot dogs.

[Covenant killer]

solution: don

[Kurtz]

Solution:

Kurtz: Won't happen. Dot's definately a girl, and if she was a boy... well... then she wouldn't be Dot, she'd be DMX.

Circumstance: Renamon tries to seduce you... but she carries a knife hidden...

[Covenant killer]

solution: I just simply take the knife, throw it away and have forced sex with her to give her a lesson to not make that again.