Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

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[Gunter VanCrimson]

Who's dane cook?

[UnknownH]

Another comedian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Cook

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

DANE COOK IS THE SHIT!!!! If you guys can listen to his new thing, retaliation.....Its funny.....You will laugh your ass off and call him silly....

Dane cook is the comedian for me....

[Gunter VanCrimson]

lol, thanks.

[Shadowknight]

One blonde joke:

Why did the blonde walk to the post office 40 times in one day? Because her computer kept telling her she had mail.

And some funny quickies (Hehe I said quickie )

Santa hates you, here's the proof:

1. He won't bring you a BB gun because he knows you'll use it against him.

2. He goes through all the trouble of squezzing his fat ass down a chimney so he doesn't have to see you at the door.

3. When he shows up at the mall he makes little kids cry.

4. Where's his fat ass the other 364 days of the year?

5. You have to bribe him with cookies and milk just tom make him show up.

[Harie Krauzer]

Hmmm interesting. When I was little I was scared of Santa.... I don't know why all the little kids were so willing to jump up on this guy.

[Shadowknight]

He gives them presents, I once kicked him in the shin and he swore at me. My mom snapped the picture at the exact moment my foot made contact, I wish she hadn't thrown it away it was the funniest thing on earth.

These are from an E-Mail my sister insisted on sending to me for some reason,

1. Men are like ... Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like .. Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ..Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ... You can't believe all they say.

7. Men are like ... Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.


I only agree with 3 and 8.

[UnknownH]

These jokes are like fart jokes, only funny to some people but stupid to others. :)

[Shadowknight]

Which side are you on?