Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[UnknownH]

Grunge is different.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Unknown all music is not all one type....

I hate labeling and so I do not describe the types of music into specific genre's.

I don't know but that is my shtick and I understand the differences...

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[DarkBlue]

Music isn't really my thing... more of writing short stories...

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Nah, I just like slow music.

It's soothing.

and rock-

Rock is very soothing...

I am NOT emo.

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Thats cool....

.... Rock is cool!....:D

you are cool too and music is good....

iT PUTS ME IN THE MOOD TO INVENT POETRY ART AND MUSIC!!!

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[UnknownH]

No one said you were emo gunter.

[Shadowknight]

Here are a couple of jokes my brother told me,


Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf, Moses hits the ball which heads towards a water hazard. He held up the golf club and the small lake parted as the ball skidded across landing on the green. Jesus hit his ball next and it headed for the same lake, the ball hit the lake and skipped across the surface landing on the green. The old man was up next, he hit the ball which went flying off into the distance. Jesus and Moses smiled thinking the ball was lost before a bird swooped down, grabbing the ball, it flew it over a tree where it dropped it and a squirrel picked it up, the squirrel ran a short distance before a hawk picked it up and flew off, the squirrel dropped the golf ball and it landed in the hole for a hole in one.
Jesus turned to the man and said, "Nice shot dad."

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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat on a large lake. Moses says, "Just for kicks let's do our old tricks." Moses stood up in the boat spread out his arms and the lake parted in half, he sat back down as the lake returned to normal, "Your turn."
"I'll try." Jesus took one step onto the lake and sank to the bottom like a stone, Moses quickly pulled him out of the lake, "Sorry, I just haven't been able to do that since I got these hole in my feet."

If I hadn't secured my place in hell, I just did.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Oh.

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Okay.

[UnknownH]

It depends. Some religious people might laugh at that.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Theyre funny! Nothing... too... blasphemous about playing golf... is there?

Now if they went into a BAR- now that's when things start to.

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Forgot the word. Nevermind.