Quotes-good-bad-any....

[ParkerXD]

"Smite me, oh mighty smiter!" Bruce almighty

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I collect spores, mould and fungus - Egon - ghostbusters

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Theres no where to hide, no where to run, your village will burn like the heart of the sun! - Richard "I'll sluaghter the world" - LFG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g

[Chaotic Phoenix]

Chocobos... The other white meat that will swarm you like Cuccos if you kill one. - Excerpt from the World of Ruin headlines *Final Fantasy 6*

[Frisk E. Coyote]

"FOR PONY!!!"

-Richard, www.lfgcomic.com

[BigD]

Moe (after using a saw to cut up a movie scene): "That's the worst scene I ever saw!"

Ed Wynn (looks at the saw): "That's the worst saw I ever seen,"

From an episode of the "ED WYNN SHOW" with the Three Stooges as guests.

[ParkerXD]

LFG - On the ship.

Krunch - Ready for a change of scenery?

Richard - I could be pursuaded yes.

*Krunch spins the mast round, cale starts laughing*

Gid - Whats so funny?

Cale - Its a dick on a stick, ha ha!

*gid sheilds cale from some fireballs*

Richard - I slipped, I swear.

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Richard - At dawn on the fifth day, look to the east...I wont be there.

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Richard - Remember a moment ago when you murdered a little boy? That was rather entertaining!

[Masquerade]

"Evil, all its sin is still alive." -Adah Price, The Poisonwood Bible, Barbara Kingsolver

[Frisk E. Coyote]

"Heh, sorry. That's got to be the most... kinky supply room I've ever seen." -Min the Minotaur, Dungeons and Denizens Webcomic http://www.dungeond.com/

[DarkChibimon]

"You look so innocent, but the guilt in your voice gives you away. Yeah, you know what I mean. How does it feel when you kiss when you know that i trust you and do you think about me when he fucks you? Could you be more obscene?" Your love is a lie by Simple Plan

[BigD]

"A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither. A society that puts freedom before equality will get a high degree of both."

"I am in favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible. The reason I am is because I believe the big problem is not taxes, the big problem is spending. The question is, "How do you hold down government spending?" Government spending now amounts to close to 40% of national income not counting indirect spending through regulation and the like. If you include that, you get up to roughly half. The real danger we face is that number will creep up and up and up. The only effective way I think to hold it down, is to hold down the amount of income the government has. The way to do that is to cut taxes."

Milton Friedman

[Frisk E. Coyote]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

-Anon