03-20-2007, 07:32 AM
MISTER BIG T Wrote:That One Internet Guy Wrote:I had a dream I was shopping for fruit, and I woke up with a massive boner.
A banana?
BWAHAHAHA!!! Nicely put
I'm a woman so I don't have wet dreams.
Your weirdest wet dream
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03-20-2007, 07:32 AM
MISTER BIG T Wrote:That One Internet Guy Wrote:I had a dream I was shopping for fruit, and I woke up with a massive boner. BWAHAHAHA!!! Nicely put I'm a woman so I don't have wet dreams.
03-20-2007, 09:26 AM
Quote:And yes, we all know a female eating a banana or any rod shaped food looks like a blowjob. Until she bites down.It's not so much the biting down that scares me; it's seeing the chunk of (let's say a banana) coming off. That's why Popsicles are the best to watch. They never bite down; they just keep sucking. "I looked up and saw you; I know that you saw me. We froze but for a moment In empathy."-Rise Against
03-20-2007, 10:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2007, 10:29 AM by MISTER BIG T.)
I like lollipops more. Because they try to get to the centre by licking a lot.
And also Zeph, by wet dream I don't mean wet dream in biological sense much more of "wait, I got excited about THAT??!" sort of a scenario.
03-21-2007, 06:54 AM
I had one where I was with some girl I knew but I don't know who, if that makes sense, and we were all up into it but there was a leprachaun dancing around...it was f'n bizzare.
03-22-2007, 01:50 PM
Zephyr of Darkness Wrote:BWAHAHAHA!!! Nicely putI can make a joke about that but I don't know if anyone remembers that topic. Wisemon Wrote:You and T are very clever with that joke. But I remind T about the tootsie roll pop and what happened at the end.Quote:And yes, we all know a female eating a banana or any rod shaped food looks like a blowjob. Until she bites down.It's not so much the biting down that scares me; it's seeing the chunk of (let's say a banana) coming off. That's why Popsicles are the best to watch. They never bite down; they just keep sucking. The Reclaimer Wrote:I had one where I was with some girl I knew but I don't know who, if that makes sense, and we were all up into it but there was a leprachaun dancing around...it was f'n bizzare.It means stop drinking green beer and/or watching wrestling on fridays.
03-22-2007, 04:24 PM
I had one where I was at a movie, and everything went dark. that was when my alarm went off and I rolled too far:Eek:
apparently, I get excited easilly... ... ...
03-24-2007, 12:02 PM
UnknownH Wrote:It means stop drinking green beer and/or watching wrestling on fridays. Haha, at that point, and now ever, I don't really drink, and I never watch wrestling lol. Oh well, I can just point it down to the fact that I'm f'ed in the head.
04-02-2007, 05:04 AM
I had one... it was both exciting, and kinda upsetting...
I was in the digital world somehow, all of the digidestined were there.. Just the main characters, not literally all of them.. from season 1 and 2. I was tied up, so were Kari and T.K. The rest were gathered around us, humans and digimon alike... all of them with glowing red eyes. I woke up right as I felt something really big pushing into me... When I looked around the room after waking up, I could still feel something, but not as big.. so I looked down, and it was Mellissa starting to lick me down there... She was still asleep too..
04-02-2007, 11:10 PM
For some reason, even though I think about sex all the time, I rarely dream about it. (I usually dream about work or school. Ugh!)
But one dream I do remember involves my first furry obsession - Omaha the Cat Dancer. I was in a library, probably in some high school, when I saw her standing between an aisle of books. She was dressed like the librarian: light blouse, dark short skirt, high heels and librarian-type classes. She approached me and the next thing I know we were getting undressed. I don't remember if it was in the library or somewhere else, but I woke up before we got any further. Damn! |
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