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Dad:"You gotta be careful with this piece of shit." *throws broken cigarette maker*
Me: "wow. Definition of Irony, right there"
-conversation between me and my dad after he found out I broke the cigarette maker, and he couldn't fix it.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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I am Caboose the vehicle destroyer! - RVB
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
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Amy - Sonic...
Sonic - Yes?
Amy - I'm pregnant ^^
Sonic - O_O
- From Sonic Shorts flash movie EPS 1
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
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"You must be the monopoly guy" - Ace ventura 2 - when nature calls.
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(it probably been done but)
He is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy - Monty python life of brian.
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If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! - Ace ventura - pet detective.
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I'm so rich that if I swapped a dime for every dollar I have, i'd still be rolling in cash - 8-Bit theatre (old man)
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Dewey - Freddy, what do you like to do?
Freddy - I don't know, burn stuff?
School of rock
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
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*After Shadow sneezes on Sonic* Oh no... I'm going to catch... 'The Emo' ...o_o -Sonic (Same flash from before)
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"Sex is like fishing: you dangle the old worm out there, hope you get a bite, wrestle with your catch for a little bit, and when all is said and done, hope that you don't get arrested for it." -Masquerade
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~Death is Sweet. Embrace it.~
Thank you, Dwaggy, for the signature~!
"All the government really does is; steal a large portion of your personal income; close the doors to your business if you don't fork over a specified percentage of your profits; make the money you do retain worth less every day by illegally printing new currency that has no value behind it; charge you for the privilege of living in your own home ("property taxes"); tell you what minimums you have to pay your employees and whom you must hire; dictate what you can charge for your products or services (through price controls handed down by the FTC); pass judgement on what products you can sell (through the FDA); and-the real coup de grace- make it illegal for you to compete against its own poorly run monopolies (such as the Postal Service)."
Robert J. Ringer, "Looking out for #1" (a very good book)
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"Injured in an auto accident? Tell them you. Mean. Business."
- William Shatner, for a local lawyer(he really didn't invest his Star Trek money well, did he?)
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Salazar: "I've sent my right hand after you."
Leon: "What? Your right hand comes off?"
- Resident Evil 4.
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