Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Gunter VanCrimson]

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What he said! woo!

[UnknownH]

Thank you but hold on for about 300-something posts.

[Shadowknight]

Okay but the circus is only rented till Tuesday, and I have to pay the strippers by the hour so hurry up

Jokes:

When her beloved rabbits Jack and Jill died, the old woman brought them to the taxidermist and asked to have them stuffed.
"Sure," he said, "and would you also like them mounted?"
"No," whe sighed, "just holding hands."

Q: What's a transvestites idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary.

Then there was the young college transvestite who decided to spend his junior year a broad.

There was also the coed who decided to write a thesis about sex in the faculty and found herself working under several great minds.

"As you can see, class," said the medical school professor pointing to the X-ray, "this patient limps because his left fibia and tibula are both radically arched. Johson, what would you do in a case like this?"
"Wll, ma'am," said the student, "I suppose I'd limp, too."

Listening to the commencement address by the new dean, Proffessor Papp turned to a woman sitting beside him.
"Can you believe that the trustees named someone so ugly to be our new dean?"
Stiffening, the woman said, "I beg your pardon, but do you know who I am?"
Turning to study her, the professor replied, "Can't say I do."
"I'll have you know that I am that ugly man's wife!"
Drawing himself erect, the professor shot back, "And do you know who I am?"
"I haven't had the pleasure," she said icily.
"Good," he replied, "then my job's still safe."

Ten tere was the coed who got an A when her history teacher found that she was terrible on names but great on dates.

[UnknownH]

I like those last four. They could be true.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

lol!

[UnknownH]

Here's one.
Behold my latest invention; emo grass. It's good for lazy gardeners because it cuts itself.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

LOL! -wait- what's emo?

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

gunter

emo (noun) A term used to specify a group of rockers that enjoy songs of dismal past and cut themselves over and over again because they cannot handle life. There the one's that are way to emotionally clung to how the world decays them to rubble.

Emo: Type of music listen to by emo rockers....

There you go gunter....

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lonelygabu~~
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[Shadowknight]

:? I don't get it.

The druggist approached the customer who had just lit a cigar. "Excuse me," he said, "but you can't smoke in here."
The irate patron puffed a stream of smoke from the side of his mouth. "Like hell I can't! I just bought the damn thing here!"
"Big deal! replied the druggist. "We sell condoms here too!"

Then there was the moron who went to the drugstore to buy deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," replied the moron, "the kind that goes under the arms."
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Q: What do you call a gay dwarf?
A: A low blow.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Plenty of room.
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When the elevator stalled, the couple trapped inside decided to get off between floors.
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Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
A: A seizure salad.

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A: One SHucks between Fits
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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half your job for you."
Studying the machine the senior VP decided, "Fine, I'll take two."
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols: What is the opposit of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"How about the opposite of woe, Mr. Wilson?"
"I believe that's giddyap," the student replied.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Thank you lonelygabu!

lol- I like the one with the deodorant!

I didn't get the one with the elevator though-