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[Wisemon]

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"The difference between a corporate whore and a regular whore is that when a corporate whore realizes he or she is a whore, it makes him or her less of a whore."

[Wisemon]

"Lady, the bags are transparent. It won't matter if I give you two or ten, your husband will still see what's inside them before Christmas. I certainly don't give a shit if his surprise is spoiled, and neither should you."

[Wisemon]

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""With The Lights Out", the Nirvana boxed set, is essentially the Nirvana version of the "Beatles' Anthology", and more ammo for the Kurt Cobain and John Lennon analogy. Personally, I don't think that either one of them needed more ammo."

[Wisemon]

Freshman girl *knocks at my door and I open it*: Why are you wearing shades?
Me: So I don't hurt my eyes in front of the computer screen.
Freshman girl: Were you looking at porn?
Me: If I were looking at porn, would I have my pants on right now?

[Wisemon]

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"So you just want to be friends? Alright, then right now, as my friend, I expect you to offer me some pity."

[Wisemon]

Me: Hey, remember when I caught you spitting up into the toilet after smoking a cigar.
Freshman: Please don't bring up that story.
Freshman's roommate: Uh, that wasn't a cigar.

[Wisemon]

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"Wow, that exam didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would. I'm usually the last one to finish, but this time I'm one of the first. That's really good, considering that I didn't study as much as I would've liked, and I've had trouble with this course the whole semester...I think I just did something horribly wrong. The worst part is: I have no idea what it is."

[Wisemon]

I went to Target with my little brother, and I was considering getting the new Digimon card game, but I wanted to make sure that he'd play it with me. I used every argument I had, but he completely refused, and I didn't buy it. Later that night, he wanted me to play his Jeopardy game with him:

"It's just like I told you in the store, if you won't play my game, I'm through playing yours."

[Wisemon]

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"Why do iPods have to be registered at Apple's website? It seems like a conspiracy. The government might monitor people through their iPods. It's like the Patriot Act, but less overt."

[Wisemon]

"How many passive-aggressive bullets do I have to shoot this kid with before he'll quit smoking?"