Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

because thats what happens when you try to make the american pound coin



why is britain's weather so weird?

[eurtan]

because of a lack of environmental awareness.

why do i need more spam?

[Kalyx]

Because your life and Inbox is empty and incomplete.

Why do I need to keep on living?

[eurtan]

because after death things get boring

why do i forget to ask people for contact info?

[Misty]

Because you can get it by going to their profile instead of asking...

Why are breasts so soft?? *pokes her own* Weee

[eurtan]

because they are where the milk of cuteness is made.

why do people keep waking me up when i finally get to sleep?

[Kalyx]

Beacuse either they're too needy or they have nothing better to do.

Why am I feeling so yiffy?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Renamon: because i'm here!



why does time seem to fly when looking into the past?

[Erethzium]

because i ate too much peanut butter...

why is it that sometimes my dad stays home from work, and EVERY time, its a day that i wanted to do something yiffy-related after school?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

because at birth he electronically chipped you.



why is bigemy (having more then one wife at on time) frowned upon?