Quotes-good-bad-any....

[Frisk E. Coyote]

"Rare implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare, I mean let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it to me."
-Juno scolding a chef for bringing him the wrong lunch.

-The Midgard Chronicles: The Fate of Midgard

[Ghostiemon]

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

[Frisk E. Coyote]

"Is.. is that... hair gel?"
-Mary
-there's something about Mary.

[Ghostiemon]

Stupid Quotes



"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

[Erethzium]

"Thats the best of the carnal world right there! no way he coulda resisted THAT!" ~Nin-Nin

[Ghostiemon]

"ha you can't find anything in my head it's not organized"
off board GMSG

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Sephiroth: Ive thought of a wonderful gift for you. *slashes a chunk of Shinra and Cloud defects it.* Shall I give you despair?

[Fallen hearts]

"Best advice I ever got was from an old shine running buddy of mine called three nipples Ned. "

"The man had three nipples..?"

"No really he had four, but we just didn't want to draw attention to it."

Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse, Dukes of Hazard: The Begining

[Frisk E. Coyote]

"Shhhh... hear that? That is the sound of me shoving a Veinosaur up your ass if you don't SHUT YOUR FRICKIN' BEAK!!"
-General Brunonkalos scolding one of his men.

-The Midgard Chronicles: The Fate of Midgard

[Ghostiemon]

"When I was just a child, my pet parrot died..."

"-My mom went to the pet shop to buy me another one, just the same..."

"-But I knew..."

"-And I killed that one too."-loki