I'm so badass that...

[Disturbed]

Saphire: I'm so badass I can kick my brother in the nuts and I wont do a thing *kick*
Slipknot: *cries and falls to his knees holding his crotch*

[Master Grim]

Saph - 0.o' That is just wrong...

Me - *draws sword* I'M SO BADASS I CHALLENGE EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM TO A FIGHT!!! All vs me, FTW!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: I'm so badass I can do this. *appears suddenly underneath Poke and slams his fist into his crotch*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: I'm so badass I make boys cry *points to Slipknot*

[Master Grim]

Me - *winks at Kurtz* Nice try. *taps crotch and we all hear something plastic* Cup.

[Disturbed]

Ebon: I'm so badass I drink Vampire's blood

[Renamon_S3]

*spawns 694 Chuck Norris'*

I got my army ready Ppimp.

[Master Grim]

Me - *looks at Norris-s* Boo!

Chuck Norris Army - *runs away screaming like little girls*

Me - *grins at Renamon_S3*

[Renamon_S3]

Well damn, I guess I have to crack out the big guns...

*opens up a rip in time just large enough for a tiny little flea to crawl through*

You're in deep shit now. Don't mess with the flea.

[Casey the furry one]

I'm so badass that I do mess with that little flea.