Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Kalyx]

Because it's free and you can!

Why did robins return so soon...it's snowing outside!

[DragonMasterX]

They decided it was a great gift for you.

Can I get some mustard on my strawberry please?

[The Big Bad Rav]

Go Ahead....

Why is the sky full of fish and bones?

[Blue Rover]

too much rain pollution, they thought the sky was better.

why do people need love?

[Crimson Fox]

Crimson: To protect themselves from hate.

Hate: *a huge red dragon drops in with a furious gaze* I hate you, I hate the sky, and I hate hatred!

Crimson: *raise eyebrow* Hate hatred?

Hate: And I hate logic! *flame breath attacks Crimson*

Why do people misuse power?

[DragonMasterX]

I taught the pre-histerics. Why else do you think the Flintstones are a TV show?

Flan?

[Misty]

I don't know what the heck flan is....

Why are colds so annoying!??!?! >.<

[Kalyx]

Because they're viruses, which aren't even alive to begin with!

Why is there chocolate in my peanut butter?

[Misty]

Because it wants to be turned into Reese's....*drools*

Why is my nose crying? (Seriously..it's running..but it's like tears...)

[Erethzium]

because your mom made it cry.

WHY am i awake?! GO THE HELL TO SLEEP ME!