I'm so badass that...

[Master Grim]

Me - *floating around in a space suit* I'm so badass that I survived a direct hit from a deathstar!

[Renamon_S3]

I'm so baddass, that when Luke destroyed the deathstar, it wasn't the Force that caused the missle to dive down.

I just glared at it and it ran away.

[Disturbed]

I'm so badass I...*gets shoved by Saphire*
Saphire: I'm so badass I can kick my older brothers butt!!

[Master Grim]

Saphire - 0_o' She's got the same name as me...

Me - *cough* I'm so badass that Yoda had a heart attack when he heard my name.

[Disturbed]

I'm so badass I named my sister after Poke's...

(should I change it? I will if it gets confusing)

[Master Grim]

Me - *laughs* Saph is NOT my sister! *grin* It's biologically impossible!

Saph - :shock: You think... *falls over laughing*

[Disturbed]

I worded that wrong...I meant Poke's character

[Master Grim]

Me - I knew that; just HAD to tweek your whiskers!

Saph - *rolling around laughing*

Me - *sweat drop* I'm so badass that Blade ran from the fight... *looks around* Where is that bugger...

[Disturbed]

Still should I change the name?

[Master Grim]

Me - *shakes head* Nah. I'll just refer to her as Saph.

Saph - *ges up, giggling* I'm so badass that I kicked a Mega's butt!

Me - *points at Saph, grin* Rookie level.