I'm so badass that...

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that I play chicken with avalanches!

[Disturbed]

good one..

I'm so badass I went to "The State of the Union" address in D.C. and mooned Bush while he was giving his speach

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that I broadcast my butt WORLDWIDE!

[Disturbed]

I'm so badass they named a disease after me.

[KS_Naslund]

I'm so badass that illegal immigrants are afraid to enter my country.

[Disturbed]

I'm so badass the Yakuza called me and wanted me to be their leader

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that I HAVE FOURTEEN DEATHSTARS IN ORBIT THAT WILL VAPOURISE THIS PLANET AT MY COMMAAAAAAAAND!!!

DS1 Radio - Ready to fire!
DS2 Radio - Green light!
DS3 Radio - *hic* I'm drunk... but ready... *hic*
DS4 Radio - *evil voice* Give me the order...
DS5 Radio - Haha! Let's kill 'em!

etc...

[KS_Naslund]

I'm so badass that ice melts below me in every hockey game.

[Master Grim]

I'm so badass that I'm going to say... *holds up radio* FIRE!!!

*planet earth is no more*

[Renamon_S3]

Damn, I'm so baddass, that I am still living on the chared remains of the earth.